Pin Curls like a Boss

Anita! Big news! I have a new old way of doing my hair!

Check this junk out.

I start with damp hair. Also, I stopped using shampoo a few weeks ago. Turns out, shampoo is kind of unnecessary, it just strips your hair of oils it needs and replaces it with synthetic oils in the form of conditioner. Check it out: http://thehairpin.com/2011/04/how-to-quit-shampoo-without-becoming-disgusting/

Then I take a small section, starting at the front, and comb it smooth

Then you roll that mother effer up. DON'T TWIST IT THOUGH. just roll it up. nice and easy. 

Then put a pin in it. 

Do this all the heck around your head. All the hair. 

Yeah, I know it's not pretty. Thats why I do this. 

Sometimes I sleep with them in, which is super attractive. Especially when I start drooling. But it still works if they're just in for a few hours, as long as the hair dries all the way. 

This is what it looks like right after I take the pins out

It's pretty stupid, right?

But then look what happens after I shake my head around a little and wiggle my fingers through the curls!

SO NICE!

and the best part is, the curls stay in for like three days, as long as my hair doesn't get wet. Which is fine because of the whole not-washing-it-anymore thing. 

TL;DR - I solved all my hair problems with a method from the 1930s